guess what we’re having for dinner kids?
directed by m night shyamalan
So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING
Today, multiple things have pissed me off:
1. When your friend has time to go on instagram (multiple times) but not respond to your text message.
2. When you get ripped off by family. Today I finally got the jewellery my deceased grandmother left for me that was in the ‘care’ of my Aunty. What I…
when I was a kid my best friend was from this super conservative christian family who didn’t let her listen to anything but gospel music and she wasn’t allowed to watch PG movies until she was 13 but now she’s a polyamorous bisexual atheist who follows her favorite bands around on tour all the time so I guess it all worked out
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